You Know Your Obsessed when....


You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You get a broom for Christmas.

Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "lumos" under your breath.

You sort everyone you meet into four categories. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platform's nine and ten.

You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret.

You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on ever piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

You take a pencil and say Accio Dictionary

When it is windy you take a long branch up to a swaying tree and try to press a knot to freeze it

You shake every kid's hand if he has black hair and a glasses

You run into every alley expecting to find Gringotts

Every time you enter a bathroom you mutter "Pine Fresh"

When you crack eggs you stick them in the bathtub and stick your head after them and expecting them to sing

You call every big, black dog "Snuffles"

You call the local haunted house's poltergeist "Peeves"

On Halloween you celebrate Nearly Headless Nick's deathday

You try to see the grim in your snowglobe or tea